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    That sounds overly political (scientifically speaking). If everyone would just buy a Tdub and do a scenic ride their heads would begin to come out of their butts. This would make the world a better place.

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    A sign In V-P Pence's home town in Indiana, Business Front Window












    WE WOULD RATHER DO BUSINESS WITH PRESIDENT OBAMA, HILLARY CLINTON, NANCY PELOSI, HARRY REID, ALL THE ELITES OF CONGRESS, THE MASS MEDIA, AND ALL OF HOLLYWOOD THAN WITH ONE CONSERVATIVE AMERICAN!!!


    This sign was prominently displayed in the window of a business

    in Whiting, Indiana (V-P Pence's home town). You are probably either

    outraged, or saddened,or elated, depending on your political persuasion.

    However, we are a society which holds Freedom of Speech as perhaps

    our greatest liberty; and after all ... it is just a sign





    You may ask, what kind of business would dare post such a sign?








    Answer: Owen's Funeral Home











    (You Gotta love the Midwest, eh!)

    GaryL





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    Indiana was and probably still is a strong front for conservatism. After all it was a bastion for the KKK.
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    Quote Originally Posted by phelonius View Post
    Indiana was and probably still is a strong front for conservatism. After all it was a bastion for the KKK.
    Not sure why you would link Conservatism with the KKK which by the way was and still is a democratic off shoot and anything but conservative!

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    Well they are sure as hell not liberal either.
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    You can't get any more accurate than this!
    This is straight forward country thinking.
    by Jeff Foxworthy

    Which side of the fence?

    If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!

    If a Republican doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
    If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

    If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
    If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

    If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
    If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

    If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
    If a Democrat is down-and-out he wonders who is going to take care of him.

    If a Republican doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
    A Democrat demands that those they don't like be shut down.

    If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
    A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.

    If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
    If a Democrat decides he needs health care, he demands that the rest of us pay for his.

    If a Republican reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.
    A Democrat will delete it because he's "offended."
    Founders for militia definition: ..[T]he unlimited power of the sword is not in the hands of either the federal or state governments, but, where I trust in God it will ever remain, in the hands of the people.” The Pennsylvania Gazette, Feb. 20, 1788. No founder is on record arguing with this definition - many support it. Then there's Patrick Henry: "I ask, sir, what is the militia? It is the whole people. To disarm the people is the best and most effectual way to enslave them.

    Gen:27:3

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    Good one!^^
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    ^^^^Very well stated and I would challenge ANY liberal to contest these arguments.^^^^


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    Hey, the rules say no politics, not even the stuff that's true.
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    Quote Originally Posted by goldenhtr View Post
    You can't get any more accurate than this!
    This is straight forward country thinking.
    by Jeff Foxworthy

    Which side of the fence?

    If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!

    If a Republican doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
    If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

    If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
    If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

    If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
    If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

    If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
    If a Democrat is down-and-out he wonders who is going to take care of him.

    If a Republican doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
    A Democrat demands that those they don't like be shut down.

    If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
    A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.

    If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
    If a Democrat decides he needs health care, he demands that the rest of us pay for his.

    If a Republican reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.
    A Democrat will delete it because he's "offended."
    I got this a few days ago in an email from a friend and thought about posting it here. Figured I would get hammered for stirring the pot which I am subject to do from time to time so I did not post it. Thanks GH!

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    If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.

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